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Alex spent the majority of his larval and pupal stages in Massachusetts, growing up next to the dirty Charles. He attended Emerson College in Boston where he received a Bachelor of Fine Arts in [Everquest, D&D, and Insomnia While Majoring in] Writing, Literature, and Publishing. Upon moving to Los Angeles, he worked for numerous startups which nobody has ever heard of before joining Riot Games to fulfill a childhood dream, although Riot denied his initial request to be salaried in scratch & sniff stickers.

Upon activation, Alex peppers the immediate area with praise and encouragement at proportions inverse to the intelligence and competency of units within range.

Jesse Perring came from humble roots at the dawn of existence. Prior to the dawn of time and creation, he traveled to their ends, surveyed the results, and decided to grace them with his presence. At the inception of humanity, he invented popcorn, and has munched it while surveying their antics with general amusement and moderate meddling.

Jesse Perring makes a burrito so hot he cannot eat it, then creates a separate reality in which he eats it, then he brings the "burrito eaten" pocket of that reality back to the first and melds the two.